Tuesday, April 1
N.B. [Nota Bene]--Well, the mix-up is cleared up and I can now start posting again.
So, here's my first joke of the morning ... the rest of this site would also be considered funny,
wierd-funny I guess, ....after all Bush #2 leading America can also be seen in the light of a cosmic joke,
A friend, sent me this sample of late night humour, from US comedy shows:
"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq.
They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting.
We can't even get this in Florida."
"In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to
a live, televised debate.
I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them."
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
"I read today that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and
75 times by really big words."
"This week officials from France, Russia and Germany accused President Bush
of having a fondness for war.
Yeah, when asked about it, a spokesman for Bush said,
'It's a one syllable word, of course he's fond of it.'"
Genre: Lawyer Jokes
Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adan's rib - a surgical procedure."
The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job."
The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"