Tuesday, April 1
N.B. [Nota Bene]--Well, the mix-up is cleared up and I can now start posting again.
So, here's my first joke of the morning ... the rest of this site would also be considered funny,
wierd-funny I guess, ....after all Bush #2 leading America can also be seen in the light of a cosmic joke,
if-it-was-not-so-tragic ................sigh!

A friend, sent me this sample of late night humour, from US comedy shows:

"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq.
They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting.
We can't even get this in Florida."
--Jay Leno

"In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to
a live, televised debate.
I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them."
--Jay Leno

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I read today that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and
75 times by really big words."
--Jay Leno

"This week officials from France, Russia and Germany accused President Bush
of having a fondness for war.
Yeah, when asked about it, a spokesman for Bush said,
'It's a one syllable word, of course he's fond of it.'"
-- O'Brien

Genre: Lawyer Jokes

Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adan's rib - a surgical procedure."
The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job."

The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"
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