:The Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took
off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted
from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman
to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when
he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair
with my secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight
o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You
lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".


- posted by ARYABHATT @ 8:04 pm